May 2013
notcuddles:
magicrobotgeography:
btw guys, you do know that if you’re gonna boycott abercrombie, you have to also boycott hot topic, hollister, and american eagle because they’re all owned by the same company
And nothing of value was lost
wolfbuttz:
loupotters:
apparently robert downey jr will refuse to be a part of avengers 2 (and avengers 3 and iron man 4 if it works out) if chris hemsworth and scarlett johansson don’t get a pay raise
rdj deserves a pat on the back ok
and marvel deserves a kick in the groin
Rest in peace, Ray Manzarek.
nine-minutes-of-non-fiction:
Ray Manzarek has passed away at the age of 74.
hausereiring:
roxion:
you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times
and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice
If Older Bands were Students
Beatles: The popular one, gets all the attention and friends.
The Who: The explosive one, makes fake bombs as pranks.
Rolling Stones: The druggie, ironically, best friends with Beatles.
Pink Floyd: The artistic one, always painting or drawing something.
Queen: The flamboyant one, usually wears colorful suits and spandex.
Led Zeppelin: The perverted one, has many sexual fantasies.
The Doors: The poet, writing many stories about memories.
Sex Pistols: The rebel, is almost always in detention.
Kiss: The attention whore
Ramones: One of few friends with Sex Pistols, doesn't get into much trouble.
frosty-butt:
tea-britannia:
kestrel-bird:
combeferresque:
fourfucks:
all fandoms have that one fucking overused quote that is on 99.9% of the edits
#genius billionaire playboy philanthropist gripped you tight and raised you from a highly functioning sociopath and i swear we were infinite
always
i dont know if youre agreeing or adding in harry potter
cornerof5thandvermouth:
if you stand in front of a mirror at midnight and say “idjits” three times bobby singer shows up and smacks you upside the back of the head for fooling with ghosts
merthuriscanon:
nunnabe:
lulz-time:
printers are awful
it’s 2013 so
why do they still make so much noise
why are they so pushy and impatient
why is it that printer ink costs more than printers themselves
why can’t they just wait for two seconds until you load more paper before going into some sort of mid-life crisis during which they try to re-evaluate their entire lives before...
casinmyassbutt:
if you look at Jared Padaleckis body you’d expect him to be some tough dude who’s serious and all
BUT
NO
HE’S ACTUALLY A 5 YEAR OLD
HOW THE FUCK
DOES THIS EVEN WORK
themadhannibal:
Why do my parents yell at me for not fucking cleaning my room like I could be out doing crystal fucking meth and banging 7 people at once but all I do is run a blog, watch movies, eat food, use the bathroom and occasionally ask them to drive me somewhere I’m not that hard to care for.
al-the-stuff-i-like:
deductionswiththedoctor:
areyoutheresantafe:
the-raggedy-detective:
mysongsknowwhatyoudidinthelight:
Ok so for this extra-credit thing in my english class we have to re-cast Romeo & Juliet and I just
Romeo
Juliet
Paris
Prince Escalus
Nurse
Friar Lawrence
Tybalt
Benvolio
Mercutio
Lord & Lady Capulet
Lord & Lady Montague
otherwise...
myfandom-needsme:
sometimes I think about the fact that
the doctor will never come in my garden
I will never see two guys with an impala waiting for me when the lessons end
If I go in London, I have no possibility to see Sherlock and John
The 1st of september I cannot go to hogwarts
I will never see a picture of the avengers as saviours of the world in the newspaper
in history we do not...
Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis...
soul-raised-from-perdition:
My work here is done.
anthonygherkins:
when you see a map or a family tree at the front of a novel you know that shit is gonna get complicated
supermassiveasshole:
i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
captainperfect:
creamydreamycas:
conor-cymex:
mydogsnokes:
i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days
diamond
the word you’re looking for is diamond
hell no, diamonds are expensive as fuck. Just a nice solid chunk of granite will do.
here girl let me woo...
reichenfeels:
shit-wentz:
if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me
and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces
CALM DOWN THERE SATAN
grrrlfever:
if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me
not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego
egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
googlehomie:
hey man I haven’t heard anything from Beethoven in a while is he on hiatus or something
barktravisbark:
my life plan is to one day be walking down the street and run into my favourite band member and pretend i don’t know who they are and act like i don’t run a blog dedicated to their existence and start a normal conversation and then they will think “wow she’s pretty cool and she’s not a crazed fan i’m going to ask her out for dinner” and then 5 years after we’re married i’ll say
...
montypythonsflyingsurplus:
allyallyoxenfreak:
dianekurger:
fredweesley:
what if your boobs came with zippers and instead of fat inside it you could store like money and shit and that’s how you get bigger boobs
if i stored my money in my boobs i’d be flat-chested
jesus christ i could end world poverty just get off my body
shutupmerlin:
‘THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET’ OH GOD IT’S NOT TO BUY FOOD, HE WENT AS FOOD. THE LITTLE PIGGY WENT AS FOOD.
deancasotp:
bisexualangelfucker:
apparently james patrick stuart based a lot of his portrayal of dick roman on mitt romney
wurnbo:
why cant everyone just wear the same outfit everyday just like in cartoons
adoringpassion:
When I was in first grade, all of the kids would put stickers on their faces and it was this weird status symbol thing because whoever had the biggest sticker was automatically the coolest kid in the class. So one day, my friend and I stole her older sister’s enormous puffy, white stickers from her bathroom so we could be super cool for a day. Long story short, we walked into...
madeelinee:
more stuffed than a 12 year olds bra at a one direction concert
